~~Jokes~~

[*Vish*]

sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):

are yar main ese kahi dekha hain

second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain

first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.

second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.

first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain

are yar yah
to gobar hain

acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.

[*Vish*]

sardarji#1 : went to kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.
sardarji#2 : had taken the receiver.
sardarji#1 : Who is speaking?
sardarji#2 : Servant Sir.
sardarji#1 : Where is the Madam?
sardarji#2 : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
sardarji#1 : What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.
sardarji#2 : What can I do now sir?
sardarji#1 : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
sardarji#2 : Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?
sardarji#1 : Open the back door, throw both of them into the well
sardarji#2 : I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?
sardarji#1 : What...? Are you in the third floor?
sardarji#2 : Yes Sir
sardarji#1 : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

[*Vish*]

Gabbar Kitnay Aadme Thay

Samba : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhay Ginty Nahin Aty Hay 2 Kitnay Htay Hein

Samba : Sardar 2 Aik K Baad Ata Hay

Gabbar : Aur 2 K Pehlay

Samba : 2 K Pehlay 1 Ata Hay

Gabbar : To Beech Mein Kya Ata Hay

Samba : Koi Nahin

Gabbar : To Phir Dono Aik Saath Q Nahin Atay

Samba : 1 K Baad He 2 Aa Sakta Hay Q K 2 Aik Sa Bara Hay

Gabbar : 2 Aik Sa Kitna Bara Hay

Samba : 2 Aik Sa 1 Bara Hay

Gabbar : Agar 2 Aik Sa 1 Bara Hay To 1 Aik Sa Kitna Bara Hay




Samba : Jahil Insan Mujhay Goole Mardee........

[*Vish*]

Doctor: "Take The green pill with a glass of water
when you get up. Take the blue pill with 2 glasses
of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed,
take the red pill with another glass of water."

Man: "Exactly what's my problem, doc?"

Doctor: "You're not drinking enough water.".

[Princess]

:D ha ha Good thinking :D

[*Vish*]

wife.

samne jo aadmi drink kar raha hai

uss ko main ne 10 saal pehle shaadi

se inkaar kia thaa

aaj tak drink kar rah hai

husb.

wow itni long celebration!!!!!!

[*Vish*]

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan
se ek book pad raha tha,
jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan
kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta
hun ke mera paalan poshan
theek tara se ho raha hai ya
nahi.

[Princess]

Smart kid :D :D

[risky]

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .


This is called deadlock …!!!

[*Vish*]

Bivi ko thppad
marne k bad pati
bola- Admi use hi mrta he
jise wo payr krta hai..
Bivi ne bhi 2 khinch mare
OR boli - aap kya smjte ho main apse payr nhi karti....

[risky]

Bivi ko thppad
marne k bad pati
bola- Admi use hi mrta he
jise wo payr krta hai..
Bivi ne bhi 2 khinch mare
OR boli - aap kya smjte ho main apse payr nhi karti....

oy vish ke bachai koen humain aapeni bhabi ke hath se double pyar karwanai idea dai raha hai

[*Vish*]

Admi
Sir meri Bevi gum ho gai hai.

Postmaster,
Ye Post office he tum Police Station ja k report karvao

Admi:
Kia kron, khushi k mary kuch Samjh hi nahi aarha.

[*Vish*]

Sardar told his son:

‘‘oye tu ghabra mat,

tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘

Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti

Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai‘‘.......

[Krihar]

That was hilarious!

How about this one!!!!!!!!


A Sardar, a Japanese and a Brit are all traveling through a desert on a Jeep. Half way through their journey, the Jeep stops. They try everything they could to fix it but couldn't. They all decide to pick up one item each from the Jeep which might help them with their walk through the desert.

The Japanese gets the radiator.

The Brit gets a seat.

The Sardar ji gets the door.

As they're walking, they start asking each other why they chose what they did.

The Japanese says, " well, If I get thirsty, there's water in the radiator so I'll just drink that."

The Brit says, " If I get tired, I'll sit on my comfy seat instead of the hot sand."

They both look at Sardar ji who didn't say anything. So they ask him.

Sardar Ji goes, " If I'm hot while we're walking, I'll just roll down the window!"

[risky]

nice sharing krihar :p

[Princess]

Hahahaha :D

Great laughter medicine! :D