***SmS pe sMs***

[*Vish*]

Teri palko par khwaab rakh gaya koi
Teri sanso pe naam likh gaya koi
Chalo waada raha tumse
Bhool jana hume agar humse
Ahcha dost tumhe mil gaya koi...

[*Vish*]

Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,
Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli,
Jisko dil mein jagah di,
woh bichade to aansoo to niklenge hi

[*Vish*]

Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum,
Tum bhul jao bhi to,
Yaad dilayenge hum,
Aisi shararat karenge hum ki,
Na chahate hue bhi,
Tumhe yaad ayenge hum.

[*Vish*]

Rishtay wo jis may sachi her baat ho,
Jis may her baat ka ehsas ho,
Jis may her ada per naz ho,
Jis may piyar hi piyar ho,
Jis may koi dur reh kar bhee pass ho

[*Vish*]

Doorian bahut hai par itna smajh lo,
Pass rahkar hi koi rishta khas nahi hota,

Tum dil ke pas itne ho ki,
Dooriyon ka ehsaas nahi hota

[*Vish*]

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...

MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

[*Vish*]

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

[Princess]

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

:sleep:

:rockon: Good one!! :D:D