Behenji,

[risky]

Sardar
Trying To Propose To A Girl, Said
“Main Tumse…”
GIRL
Tameez Se Baat Karo!!
SARDAR
Behenji,
Main Aapse Shadi Karna Chahta Hoon..!!

[Princess]

:D :D :D

Bechara .. This is called.."Mellowing down your proposal" :D :D

[vinnie_sneha]

ha ha ha..nice bhai

[sadhana]

wahahahahahah that's a good one!!

[jannat]

tht was really nice.....:D:D:D:D


An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!!




Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."