Don't Laugh!!

[risky]

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Risky: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Risky: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Risky: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?





Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Risky: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Risky: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..





Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Risky: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah se ".





Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Risky: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Risky: male aur female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Risky: Kyonki daru ki botal se chipki thi or phone se...





Princess: Do you know English?
Risky: Yes
Princess: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Risky: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

[Princess]

:D :D :D :D :D
Sorry couldn't stop laughing!! Hahahahaha